Hankellin's Revenge: Game Play, Where the actual game takes place Options

[Hankellin]

(OOC: To set the scene, Generic town, generic world.)

(To Redwolf)
It has been raining for the past fortnight and you ride up to the small walled town that you got directions to from the last place you were at.

The mud splatters up your horse's legs to coat your boots in a thick clinging mess.

You see a faint light coming through the gaps in the wood used to shut the gate...



(To Gassy)

The goblin chief is not pleased. You can tell by the frown he is wearing and the fact that the guards holding your arms are twisting them just beyond the point of pain.

(In Goblin)"Well??? What have to to say for yourself? How can you defend eating all the turnips the tribe had in the food burrow?"

[joshpurple]

Gassy gives a scream, hits the dirt, then -done in haste- gets up and yells in goblin "Rotten Horse!" He shakes his fist at the horse, does a quick goblin jig, then puts his hands up to his ears, wiggles his fingers, sticks out his tongue and makes a "Phbbbbttt!!" noise at the crowd. Gassy then takes off at HIGHEST speed possible on all fours, grunting like a pig, trying to make his escape by running in circles around the stable.

[Hankellin]

Gassy gives a scream, hits the dirt, then -done in haste- gets up and yells in goblin "Rotten Horse!"  He shakes his fist at the horse, does a quick goblin jig, then puts his hands up to his ears, wiggles his fingers, sticks out his tongue and makes a "Phbbbbttt!!" noise at the crowd.  Gassy then takes off at HIGHEST speed possible on all fours, grunting like a pig, trying to make his escape by running in circles around the stable.

(OOC: Sorry I had a project over my weekend that HAD to be done. /OOC)


"A goblin?!?!??? Here? After him.." Two somewhat drunken men lurch from the tavern door to give persuit. As you round the corner you spy the open rain catch at the corner of the building a bit futher you see a low shadow that may be a water trough for animals.

[joshpurple]

(OOC: Sorry I had a project over my weekend that HAD to be done. /OOC)
"A goblin?!?!??? Here? After him.." Two somewhat drunken men lurch from the tavern door to give persuit. As you round the corner you spy the open rain catch at the corner of the building a bit futher you see a low shadow that may be a water trough for animals.

(OOC: You are doing a MASTERFUL job Hankellin! Thank You! No worries about time at all, and no RUSH! *josh enjoys swinging in hammock* This is great! And I hope you get time to relax / OOC ).

Gassy lets out a shout, "AAAAA WOOOO WOOOO HOOO DOOOO!!!! >snark!< >snark!<" And continues on running like a crazy pig at full speed. Seeing the opportunities Gassy decides to make a sharp turn and dives for the window of the Bar, -attempting to jump through the window at FULL speed. Gassy has no idea what is inside, but somehow decides that surprising everyone inside is a good idea. As he jumps Gassy yells again, "WOOOOO!!! WOOOO!!"

[Hankellin]

(OOC: You are doing a MASTERFUL job Hankellin!    Thank You!  No worries about time at all, and no RUSH!  *josh enjoys swinging in hammock* This is great!  And I hope you get time to relax   / OOC ).

Gassy lets out a shout, "AAAAA WOOOO WOOOO HOOO DOOOO!!!! >snark!< >snark!<" And continues on running like a crazy pig at full speed.  Seeing the opportunities Gassy decides to make a sharp turn and dives for the window of the Bar, -attempting to jump through the window at FULL speed.  Gassy has no idea what is inside, but somehow decides that surprising everyone inside is a good idea.  As he jumps Gassy yells again, "WOOOOO!!! WOOOO!!"

(OOC: Hmmmm... I do not recall mentioning a window.. but I will give you the benefit of the doubt and let gassy try for the shuttered window. It is late evening. /OOC)

With tremendous effort (for a goblin) you hurl your tiny body at what appear to be an opening in the wall. A window perhaps? Too late you see the tightly bound shuttters blocking the window embrasure. A loud crack is heard as you strike the barrier.

Bouncing off you land at the base of a horse trough. The wind completely knocked from your body and your left arm hanging limply from the shoulder. Shock has kept the pain from registering for now.

The two drunks are just now rounding the corner of the building...

[joshpurple]

(OOC: Hmmmm... I do not recall mentioning a window.. but I will give you the benefit of the doubt and let gassy try for the shuttered window. It is late evening. /OOC)

With tremendous effort (for a goblin) you hurl your tiny body at what appear to be an opening in the wall. A window perhaps? Too late you see the tightly bound shuttters blocking the window embrasure. A loud crack is heard as you strike the barrier.

Bouncing off you land at the base of a horse trough. The wind completely knocked from your body and your left arm hanging limply from the shoulder. Shock has kept the pain from registering for now.

The two drunks are just now rounding the corner of the building...

(OOC: LOL! Perfect! /OOC)

Gassy grabs at his arm, then staggers about. In shock, Gassy is confused and dazed. He sees two figures rounding the corner. Pain suddenly shoots through his body, he screams in goblin, "AAAAAAAaaaaeEEEEEE!!!!" Still holding his limp arm, Gassy continues to stagger, until he falls to the ground. Still dazed and confused, Gassy sees the boots of two humans near him, "ggggrr... aaaeeee..." Gassy whimpers, and rolls about on the ground.

[Hankellin]

(OOC: LOL!   Perfect! /OOC)

Gassy grabs at his arm, then staggers about. In shock, Gassy is confused and dazed.  He sees two figures rounding the corner.  Pain suddenly shoots through his body, he screams in goblin, "AAAAAAAaaaaeEEEEEE!!!!"  Still holding his limp arm, Gassy continues to stagger, until he falls to the ground.  Still dazed and confused, Gassy sees the boots of two humans near him, "ggggrr... aaaeeee..."  Gassy whimpers, and rolls about on the ground.

The men approach you with the courage of ale.

"Loo... he hurt hisself." He bends down to get a real close look at you. The smell of his breath is not quite enough to pickle an egg but it is close...

"Carful brother... them goblin's got teeth." His brother reaches to grab the man looking at you but over balances and both fall. They land in a heap just missing your legs.

The first man reaches out to grab something to steady himself and i just so happens he grabs you left arm.